The LOLCAT Bible
Courtesy of Ahna:
A wiki project to translate the entire Bible into lolcat. For instance:
13: Den Jesus caem from Gallalee, to has baptizm from John.
14: But John was all "Ur doin it rong, j00 needz to baptize me"
15: And Jesus answered sayin "STFU and baptize me n00b" and John did.
Further explanation, I have none, but in the name of the Lord Jesus--oh my goodness.